Eyes Hoodie (Unisex)
Dive into the absurd with the 'My Eyes, Your Nipples' tee. This shirt isn't just a conversation starter—it's a brain teaser that leaves everyone in the room questioning the fundamentals of fashion and anatomy. When you wear this, you're not just dressed, you're a walking optical illusion, a riddle dressed in cotton. It's designed for those who love to stir the pot with just a glance, turning heads and spinning minds with a bizarre blend of words that shouldn't make sense together, but somehow do.
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Classic fit
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton
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Dive into the absurd with the 'My Eyes, Your Nipples' tee. This shirt isn't just a conversation starter—it's a brain teaser that leaves everyone in the room questioning the fundamentals of fashion and anatomy. When you wear this, you're not just dressed, you're a walking optical illusion, a riddle dressed in cotton. It's designed for those who love to stir the pot with just a glance, turning heads and spinning minds with a bizarre blend of words that shouldn't make sense together, but somehow do.
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Classic fit
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton
ironic quote hoodie, funny quote hoodie, sarcastic hoodie, edgy text hoodie, bold hoodie, weird quote hoodie, bartender hoodie, industry hoodie, adult hoodie, trendy hoodie, cheeky text hoodie, sassy quote hoodie, graphic humor hoodie
Dive into the absurd with the 'My Eyes, Your Nipples' tee. This shirt isn't just a conversation starter—it's a brain teaser that leaves everyone in the room questioning the fundamentals of fashion and anatomy. When you wear this, you're not just dressed, you're a walking optical illusion, a riddle dressed in cotton. It's designed for those who love to stir the pot with just a glance, turning heads and spinning minds with a bizarre blend of words that shouldn't make sense together, but somehow do.
Medium-heavy fabric
50% cotton and 50% polyester
Classic fit
Made using 100% ethically grown US cotton
ironic quote hoodie, funny quote hoodie, sarcastic hoodie, edgy text hoodie, bold hoodie, weird quote hoodie, bartender hoodie, industry hoodie, adult hoodie, trendy hoodie, cheeky text hoodie, sassy quote hoodie, graphic humor hoodie
