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Shop Dissociation Cuffed Beanie
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Dissociation Cuffed Beanie

$25.00

Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.

100% Turbo Acrylic

12″ in length

Embroidered design

Hand wash suggested

Casual Rebel Beanies, Bold Beanie, Street Style Hats, Vintage Inspired, Outrageous Casual Headwear

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Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.

100% Turbo Acrylic

12″ in length

Embroidered design

Hand wash suggested

Casual Rebel Beanies, Bold Beanie, Street Style Hats, Vintage Inspired, Outrageous Casual Headwear

Slip into the 'Shhh sweetheart, mommy's dissociating' ensemble for those moments when reality is just too much, and you're too over it. This item isn't a plea for peace- it’s a bold demand for personal space. It's for those unapologetic days when you're balancing the chaos of the universe on one hand and a cocktail in the other. In this outfit, you’re not just sidestepping life’s drama- you’re stepping out of reality, armed with a questionable smirk and an unhinged retort ready to roll off your tongue. Throw it on and let them know 'Mommy’s dissociating' – and perhaps, she might just float away.

100% Turbo Acrylic

12″ in length

Embroidered design

Hand wash suggested

Casual Rebel Beanies, Bold Beanie, Street Style Hats, Vintage Inspired, Outrageous Casual Headwear

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